April 2012
wwiao:
have you ever sat down for 30 minutes and thought about how apples are the greatest food ever because i just did
Apples are rubbish.
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b-k-o-b:
“Slut” is just the weirdest insult ever.
How does it even work?
“You do the thing that is responsible for not only both of our lives but collectively our entire species and many of the species of life I can think of right now. Not only that, but you do this act often. And you like it.”
Did you…..did you win?
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What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k
-e.e. cummings
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Twain is always relevant
unknowntransformer:
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1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the...
– Kurt Vonnegut (via mutualaddiction)
*tens of thousands of years
(via adailyriot)
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