what white people think white privilege is: you're a cruel heartless meanie and you've never worked hard for anything in your life, ever, and any sort of hardship you'll face is automatically invalid because you're a monster
what white privilege actually is: you will never experience any racism or racist comments that are genuinely dehumanizing, harmful and challenging to your identity, and any sort of "reverse racism" that you might face such as a PoC calling you a "cracker" is 100% justified thanks to all the fun your ancestors had with enslaving, colonising, and killing millions of PoC
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
If you don’t think white privilege exits it’s probably because you have it.– (via illquitwhenimdead)
coagulates: THERES A COLONIAL WOMAN ON THE WING
jerrymuffinbutt: If you’ve gained weight, it just means there’s more of you to smash the patriarchy with.
If you're a feminist who understands the...
vanboobsenstein: like duh
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
White person: Sorry, black people. You can't come to our party.
Black people: Let's throw our own party!
White person: Hey! You didn't invite any white people! That's racist!
tomlinsmirk: do you ever just listen to yourself and wonder how someone hasn’t punched you in the face yet